getting my period then remembering that menstruation may remove a small amount of microplastics from the body
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Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones 3.04 - And Now His Watch Is Ended
i am not immune to the siren song of cheese and crackers
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You’re right but don’t say it like that
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My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.
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unfortunately, my nervous system cannot tell the difference between being chased by a lion and posting a fic on ao3
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Everyone say Thank you Ao3 volunteers, we appreciate your work. Do it Right Now
a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision
i love when people reblog from me because then it says my name on their blogs so basically i’m spreading my spores
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